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the terrifying vampire/succubus only having star trek as a reference for how the world works is Very Funny

“This is a dark Vampire Succbus named Eleonore. She is 5’8” tall with flaming red hair and emerald eyes. Very sexy, comes with her own Knives. Hisses. French.
She is very Angry in nature but at least some threats are Jokes! Good friend, maybe good girlfriend I do not know, will do Anything for you–bite vengeance murder Jenga etc, Eleonore does All”