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“This isn't Discobulos, with every muscle
clenched, challenge in every limb. This is Barberini's Faun beside him on the couch: louche, languid hedonism in the flesh.”
OKAY FIRST LOOK UP Barberini’s Faun.
SECOND, READ THIS BOOK.
I actually haven’t made it to the end but would you believe me if I told you that this beautiful descriptor was right after a p*ss scene??? I have butterflies. I don’t like p*ss.

“He was gay, Lee was gay, they were two gay peas in a
rainbow-painted pod.”
This made me cackle out loud.

“The guy touches Lee on the arm, and Lee goes stiff. Like Lee always does when strangers touch him. He only gets pink and flustered when Nuke touches him.”😏

love me a dummy😩😩

wow, dnk why I put this on hold on my first try. The kink exploration (water sports) is done quite lovely.