Status Updates From The Captain

DNF @ 25%.

Just wasn’t vibing.

The beginning was great, and then it went downhill....😭

We lost the plot lmaoo why tf are we going after a god?🤨 why would that god want a human?🤨 and the dialogues are really getting worse ngl, you can feel that the author is trying to rush the ending😬

The pace is a little bit off, but I appreciate that the fmc does not forgive him that easily🙂‍↕️✨️ like hell yeah, let him suffer

Well that escalated quickly, I don't think I understand why that alien dude decided to crash the party? (he also has a human partner)😃 and why are they all fighting now? I am so confused

There are less out of pocket moments now 😔 and the two characters flirt like fucking highschoolers "omg naurrrr don't do that!"😭 I don't like it in here anymore. Also, the last update was false, because they only kiss. It was freaky, but they only kissed‼️

Guys, i SO take it back👁👄👁 wtf is happening? Why tf did she say that? And just wtf is happening it went from cute to erotica so fast, I got flustered like damn

You won't believe me when I say that this is (until now) a cute story. I meannnnn they have their "ah ouais, c'est bel et bien une alien romance" moments, where it is...... ouais.... mais 70% du temps it's kind of innocent omg

There are a LOT of out of pocket moments😂 but the story between the mcs is really cute at the moment🙂‍↕️

“What’s wrong with your chest, girl?” she asks.
“My people have poor balance. We need inflated chests to soften the blows when we fall.”

MDRR ça commence bien😌✨️

I love alien romances😐 that's it. I heard on booktok that it is great, so here I am😌✨️ aka I am avoiding my responsibilities