Status Updates From Romeo and Juliet

i think they're both horny dumbasses. However

"These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,
Which, as they kiss, consume. ...
Therefore love moderately. Long love doth so.
Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow."
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"Heaven is here
Where Juliet lives,and every cat and dog
And little mouse,every unworthy thing,
Live here in heaven and may look on her,
But Romeo may not."

gonna read this omw to London