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this sure is A Book lmao
some of the phrasing has me screaming JAIL and sometimes i'm like genuinely laughing my ass off
also this is such an unserious book why is it presenting us with such a green flag standard-setting ML lmao like Beck is the moment and men should take notes and i cant believe im saying this about this random omegaverse book XDDDD

this is so fucking funny but also unironically GOOD??????? flabbergasted

I'm speedrunning this book but me and Maria can't stop talking about how great it is that beck has essentially been dropped randomly into this omegaverse genre. He doesn't know what the fuck is going on lmao

Thank god this book doesn't take itself seriously

This book is fucking unhinged and I'm actually obsessed

the tonal whiplash of the last 8 pages is intense and i fear it will get worse

girl the TWIST i legit didnt see that coming

You can tell Maria and I have gotten way too into this book because we are so quiet rn

this author knows exactly why most people pick up the mpreg omegaverse gay porn novel because we are already at the second sex scene barely a quarter of the way in. maria and i have almost finished our ciders

OH MY GOD WE FIGURED IT OUT IT'S TEEN WOLF FANFIC
BECK IS DEREK OLLIE IS STILES
WOLF SHIFTERS DONT GET DISEASES BECAUSE TEEN WOLF SHIFTERS DONE

“Hey,” I said a little breathily, preparing for Beck’s deep voice to soothe some of my wolf’s whining.
It was not Beck.
“Oliver,” Mom sounded confused to have been greeted so flirtatiously and I cringed.
Shit.

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Honestly I genuinely like Beck as a character

I found this on the Storygraph explore page and Maria and I are crashing out academically so we are drinking and annotating this