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How is it that Abraxus is both not humanoid enough for my taste yet more seems emotionally intelligent than Eve?

This does not make sense. They go from her desperately wanting to get him the anti-venom to her traipsing through the woods and observing and touching things like a child. This final shift doesn’t make sense and it’s making Eve look TSTL.

Initially I thought Eve seemed somewhat brave in the face of things but now she is dipping into making stupid decisions territory. Also Abraxus is not humanoid enough for this relationship to make sense.

I typically don’t enjoy books with zillennial humor but it’s counterbalanced by quite a bit of world building and interesting characters and and FMC that isn’t a snarky shrinking violet.

Gasp! Eve!🫢

HAHAHA IK she actually wishes this bitch was d*** 😅😭😂

😒🫤

That girl needs to bathe! Please find her some soap and water!!

That computer is really laughing at her😂🤣😭

Lmaooo she really does not fuck with Tabbi 😂🤣😭

Never would’ve called myself an alien romance girly before… but here we are 🤷🏻‍♀️

I can see why people DNF this but I’m a vibe reader and I love aliens and monster romance so I’m V I B I N B

Reread…😈

“Humans … pets, meat, or mates. However you choose to interpret that … it doesn’t bode well for me, now does it?”

“I hope you’re painfully slaughtered in the forest on your way there, and I pray to every god in my pantheon that someday I get a new body so that I can kick you in your hideous vagina.”
😂😂

“Can you please help me up here? I don’t appreciate being licked and left. At least take me out to dinner first.”😂

Omg. Abraxas is the hottest male alien I've ever read about!! 🥵