Status Updates From Sands of Deceit (Bewitching...

"How in all the stars’ light was he going to get himself out of the mess he’d made without making it worse?"

One (ONE!) page later: proceeds to make everything so much worse. Again.

Knowing that this whole plot and romance is based on miscommunication isn't making it any better... It's dragged out to extremes.
I still wanna know more about the main plot, and they're not half as annoying as some other protagonists I've had the misfortune of reading about, but daaaaaamn X'D

If I have to read the phrase "empire-shattering secret" one more time... (It's been in every. EVERY! single chapter so far, sometimes more than once.) 

The book!!! Read the book!!!! Ugh! They can't hear me!! 🤣🤦‍♀️

And starting the next retelling right away...