Status Updates From Facing the Music (Rosewood)

Just love it so much

Ivy and Blake are going to wind up together

Loving it

I like Ivy so far

"'It wasn't until I had my heart brutally crushed,' she said, 'that I was able to really tap into the emotional core of my songs. That's what made the difference.'
'Brutally crushed? The only thing I recall being brutally crushed was my nut sack.'"

LMFAO. BUT BLAKE, YOU TOTALLY DESERVED IT.

"'The Chamberlain men... are often slow to act,' Adelia continued with a weary sigh."

Me: NO KIDDING.

"'Size matters...' the recorded Ivy belted out. 'I said it didn't, I didn't mean it. I told you everything was fine, but size does matter.'"

I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT, EXCEPT YOU REALLY DRAG THEM. LMFAO.

Me: The blurb makes this sound VERY interesting.
Me: *reads the first line*
"'Is Blake Chamberlain the one with the tiny penis?'"
Me: OH GOD, I AM SOLD. I NEED TO SEE HOW THIS GOES.

this book got me at "she made her Taylor-Swift-like career"