Status Updates From All I Want for Christmas Is...

There is no one redeemable or sensible in this book. The main character is a flighty, impetuous drama queen, and her friends are just as stupid. The main love interest is a mercurial jackass with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. He has said one nice thing about the main character, and about a thousand shitty things. It would be best if everyone in the story just got hit by a bus at this point.

Whoever wrote Zeno’s dialogue owes me compensation. The way I had to power through that, 1)I hardly understood what he was attempting to say 2) I had to stop MULTIPLE times due to cringing/ secondhand embarrassment 🙃

Didn’t think I’d ever be rooting for the main characters to not get together (Colton is Satch a dick omg)