Status Updates From Der Tag, an dem ich mich be...

“I'm going to be a dad.” 🥹💗
i feel robbed off the fact that there was never a scene of brie petting felix in his werewolf form 😭 hes so cute and fluffy and i just want to pet him. that was not enough 😔 i want more felixbrie

BRIE DEFEATING THAT PARASITE THING USING MONSTER SMUT IS SO FUNNY 😭

PLSSS the cult is just a group of incels 😭

USHA IS KIDNAPPED?? and whats that about her first mate? is that ambrose? is there a second mate? 😭

wdym a lamia has 2... 🧍🏻‍♀️AMBROSEEEE GET HERE QUICK PLSSSSS I NEED HIM TO HAVE A BOOK NOW 😭

THE MOUTH ON THIS WEREWOLF 😮‍💨 i might have a thing for blond werewolves now.
also, i didn't even know it was possible for her to be turned into a werewolf 😭

dante wanting a trade for stopping the rain for felix to go on a date with his wife, and all he says is “thanks friend” PLSSS I LOVE HIMMM 😭💕 and lets not forget dante wanting lemon meringue pies in return 🤭 ALL THESE DEMONS ARE SOFTIES

PLSSS I WOULD LOVEEE TO HAVE FALLON AS THE MAYOR OF BOOHAIL

“My love!” She shouted at the ceiling. “I won the bet!” A loud thud sounded off from the room above. “Damn it!”
I LOVE THEMMMM 😭💕

THERE ARE TENTACLES 😻😋

felix's bi?? 😭🫶🏻 also dante 😻

i love usha and her demon crew 😭🫶🏻 also where's ambrose?? i need her and usha to get their hea too 😔

FELIX IS FINE AFFFF

for 10% it's just been me simping over felix and getting jealous of brie who is the centre of his attention 😭🛐

I LOVE THESE DEMONS AND I LOVE CLINGY TOUCHY FELIX 🤤😻

“honey butter biscuit”
THE ORCS ARE SO FUNNY 😭

these characters are immediately on freaky level 100 and i am living for it

Lauren and Keli NY roadtrip extravaganza!!!