Status Updates From Whalefall

Damn, he survived. Pacing was painfully slow tho. It’s literally daddy issues inside a whale. But the stories this mf will have once he’s healed up. Shits crazy. Also, how lucky that there were so many ppl there.

How has he not died of shock yet? He really blew some shit up in the whale. Imagine the poor whale, the guy doesn’t even know wtf is happening inside him but I’m sure it feels it all. How strange.

How tf has he not bled out? It seems like every damn bone in his body is gone? Like where is the will to survive, is it spite from his father? Or is it from this weird therapeutic fake conversation he’s having with his subconscious with his dad? Is he really going to make the whale explode?

How tf does he know so well that it’s a battle between Orcas and the matriarch of Sperm whales? Is that to show the reader how well Mitt taught Jay? Kind of annoying considering how weak and discombobulated he is.

M’fkn Orcas!!!! Truly natures best predator. I wonder if the whale will survive…and Jay. I feel like for the sake of the book that mfkr has to live. I feel like no one will believe his story, or maybe they will since he’s so fucked up body-wise