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FabulousTaco
is on page 319 of 327
Damn, he survived. Pacing was painfully slow tho. It’s literally daddy issues inside a whale. But the stories this mf will have once he’s healed up. Shits crazy. Also, how lucky that there were so many ppl there.
— 10 hours, 48 min ago
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FabulousTaco
is on page 307 of 327
How has he not died of shock yet? He really blew some shit up in the whale. Imagine the poor whale, the guy doesn’t even know wtf is happening inside him but I’m sure it feels it all. How strange.
— 11 hours, 5 min ago
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FabulousTaco
is on page 297 of 327
How tf has he not bled out? It seems like every damn bone in his body is gone? Like where is the will to survive, is it spite from his father? Or is it from this weird therapeutic fake conversation he’s having with his subconscious with his dad? Is he really going to make the whale explode?
— 11 hours, 14 min ago
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FabulousTaco
is on page 216 of 327
How tf does he know so well that it’s a battle between Orcas and the matriarch of Sperm whales? Is that to show the reader how well Mitt taught Jay? Kind of annoying considering how weak and discombobulated he is.
— Jan 04, 2026 10:39PM
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FabulousTaco
is on page 205 of 327
M’fkn Orcas!!!! Truly natures best predator. I wonder if the whale will survive…and Jay. I feel like for the sake of the book that mfkr has to live. I feel like no one will believe his story, or maybe they will since he’s so fucked up body-wise
— Jan 04, 2026 10:26PM
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