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“I’ve only heard his voice two other times, so this makes number three.”

Good job, Elmo! Look at you, being able to count to 3!

panty melters?????? there was no other phrase you could have come up with 😬
the way I read that line and went “ew” out loud to the empty room…

“The mall entrances all open from the inside. So you can leave after closing, but no one can get in without a key, and regular employees don’t have one.”

Wait why would actual employees not have a key to the building where they work an actual job to get paid yet a seasonal mall elf gets a key??