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This entire plot could’ve been solved with one group chat and a willingness to communicate. Instead, everyone is dramatically storming off, making assumptions, and crying every two seconds.

Anyways, I’m invested. 🥸

Listen… I KNOW I said I wouldn’t be continuing this series last year, but past me was a liar 🤡 Because here I am, back again, fully invested. It’s an absolute trainwreck that I cannot look away from... and honestly? I’m having a great time.

Brianna and Marisa, if you see this… no you didn’t. I deny everything.