Status Updates From Forced (Alien Clutch, #1)

reading this is exactly like witnessing a hamster owner talk about how appropriate the ugly cage full of stupid plastic tunnels is for the rodent, while the poor thing chews on the metals in complete stress. i'm happy for you guys if any of u found this book sexy because, right now, i can only feel anxiety and an insane need to punch these aliens to the ground.

these aliens treat humans the same way we treat rodents and fish, in the sense that capitalism gave us "care" instructions for pets that are literal torture and we just rolled with it. i'll take this opportunity to say that your hamster will never be happy inside that cage with plastic tunnels, and your fish hates their claustrophobic aquarium. do a damn research before adopting animals.