Status Updates From Prince of Endless Tides (Da...

“Unlike you humans, I hold no shame in the length of my cock, nor do I care for hiding it. Do the statues of old gods care to conceal their lengths? No. The carvers felt it important to display them as proudly as their noses or fingers.”

God what a banger line. I’m convinced, I’m going everywhere with my cock out from now on.

God I cannot take this narrator seriously. This dude should be filming shitty YouTube prank videos what is he doing narrating ass eating

Damn what a way to start a book 😭😭😭 It’s got my attention I guess?? 😭

humbling to put this on the goodreads TL but i have again seen a tiktok about a book and then started reading it bc i was intrigued (derogatory). this book was freaky from the first sentence … i am afraid