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"But I thought you wanted eternity?"

"I'd much rather have one lifetime with you by my side than eternity without you."

Man...

"If she wants to learn Fireball, you teach here fucking Fireball!"

I do not know why this made me laugh so much, but I did.

"What's one more secret then?"

And boy, what a secret that was.

Genuinely felt like someone poured me with ice cold water when I realized that the shit finally hit the fan. Erm...

Oh, to be able to use a gorgeous vampire as your icepack...

I mean, what?

The idea of an accountant teaching a vampire the fundamentals of accounting will never not be funny to me.

oh mein gott this so scrumptious.

KICKING MY MF FEETTTT