Status Updates From The Encounter (Probed, #1)

I could use a glass of wine to go with this cheese.

This gets points for the use of the phrase "mystery appendage."

She closed her eyes. Holy shit, this guy had found her G-spot. Within seconds, he’d done what no other man had ever been able to do.

Now I'm not so sure about this.

"“Don’t be embarrassed about falling. I was planning on getting you on your hands and knees tonight anyway.”

Test probing this one. Guys, I think we have a winner on our hands.

"Are you a hypnotist?" Really, that's your guess after his performance in bed? Dumbass.

"He was too gentle and to conservative to be a creep, despite the looks he gave her that felt like they went straight to her crotch." Or he's a sociopath, because they're fantastic actors.

"His hands on her shoulders, he whispered, "Take me to your bed." This sounds like "Take me to your leader," porno style.

"How could a man chiseled from granite have that soft a touch?" Yes, how does one touch softly vs hardly? Could it be the amount of pressure applied? Or is that too logical?

"Don't be embarrassed about falling. I was planning on getting you on your hands and knees tonight anyway." You charmer, you.

Jill and hard-on left without paying, lol.