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Diana
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“made everything brighter.You light up the room when you walk in.You have five trained killers downstairs fighting over who gets to stay with you. You notice the slightest things about people. What they need, what they like, what they need to hear. You share your light with everyone and never ask for anything in return.”
AND YOU SHIT RAINBOWS AND PEE GOLD AND YOU HAVE BEER FLAVOURED NIPPLES..FFS🤦🏼♀️
— Sep 19, 2026 10:53AM
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AND YOU SHIT RAINBOWS AND PEE GOLD AND YOU HAVE BEER FLAVOURED NIPPLES..FFS🤦🏼♀️
Diana
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I should start quoting how many times author uses the wording “morning wood”.. cuz I yet to see the other definitions
— Sep 19, 2026 04:02AM
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Diana
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I’m so irritated I can’t spell properly apparently
— Sep 18, 2026 10:28AM
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Diana
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I forgot how that every third sentence tells us how fucking amazing and remarkable and unbelievable and unique and fantastic and etc Sephie is, as if she she rides unicorns, shits rainbows, pees good and has beer flavoured nipples FFS
— Sep 18, 2026 10:27AM
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