Status Updates From The Epic Of Humanity

Help bro just said to start with a timeline and then place the evidence

Man said the golden ratio symbol is on this Mesopotamian tablet but I am actively looking at the tablet and it is Not

Alright so this is already so completely nonsensical I feel like my brain is dripping out of my ears

Improperly credited Wikimedia commons image

This dumbass doesn't think ancient people knew how to use a metaphor

The burning of Alexandria pre-dates the HRE by uh *checks notes* about 780 years

Okay so the first emperor of the Holy Roman Empire was Charlemagne not Constantine 1 who was an emperor of Regular Ass Rome

Hold on I gotta look something up

And here's the antisemitic conspiracy theory 🎉

Yeah bro I am not scanning the mystery QR code in the "archeology is wrong but Im right" book

Failing to mention that carbon dating itself can be wildly inaccurate and that sometimes it dates things far older than they actually are purely bc it would detract from his made up point

This dumbass thinks the pyramids predate the Egyptian empire lads

So this is already insane nonsense that only makes sense if you're ass deep in conspiracy theories

AND IT STARTS WITH A BUNCH OF PRAISE FOR ITSELF WHICH:

Bad sign!!

This one got recommended by a completely bonkers guy on a podcast being listened to by an antisemitic cultist who was driving my uber so this ought to be fun