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Help bro just said to start with a timeline and then place the evidence

Man said the golden ratio symbol is on this Mesopotamian tablet but I am actively looking at the tablet and it is Not

Alright so this is already so completely nonsensical I feel like my brain is dripping out of my ears

Improperly credited Wikimedia commons image

This dumbass doesn't think ancient people knew how to use a metaphor

The burning of Alexandria pre-dates the HRE by uh *checks notes* about 780 years

Okay so the first emperor of the Holy Roman Empire was Charlemagne not Constantine 1 who was an emperor of Regular Ass Rome

Hold on I gotta look something up

And here's the antisemitic conspiracy theory 🎉

Yeah bro I am not scanning the mystery QR code in the "archeology is wrong but Im right" book