Status Updates From The Return of Saturn: The V...

The FMC is supposed to be a baddass warrior, top of the class, can seduce a man in 5 mins, very attractive. What really we get is a girl who doesn't want to kiss her date during a party because it's not professional, but 5 mins later is ready to f*ck a random guy. Our highly trained heroine bumps into another highly trained elite and almost breaks her head. I wonder how the aliens hadn't taken over the planet yet.

* chefs kiss *