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why is it that bro always looks to only the women in his life for comfort! first cheryl, and now kit.

damn. and i thought batman was emo.

ou shiii everyone he told he was dying to'll think he's loco now

omfg i just KNOW john "you have lung cancer because you've smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 17 years old" constantine, the ULTIMATE chainsmoker, is criticizing his DEAD mate for being an alcoholic. jfc. i like kit, but can we not glaze kit at the expense of poor brendan?

waiiit i kind of love kit "do you roll in gutters as a hobby, or does someone pay you?" ryan. also it is EXTREMELY funny that every single one of constantine's girlfriends has had black hair. and i though dick grayson and his penchant for redheads was bad.

i'm so confused by constantine's descriptors of kit. he makes her sound like talia al ghul. "miss ireland" brooooooo get outta here!

aaaaaand now we run into kit. what a homewrecker constantine is. i mean, yeah, brendan's dead, but like....also i think it's hilarious/ridiculous that he calls every female he comes across "luv".

"up yours" HOLY COW WHAT A DIVA!! ONLY CONSTANTINE

oh to have the caucasity....

most of this has just been me googling "insert name here hellblazer" and finding out that john has a HUGE roster

did bro just try to kms. how un-constantine of him.

chantinelle is such a chic name omg. and the fact that ellie is the shortened version of it is v cute. but wtf goes on in hellblazer even the wiki summaries sound insane

that brendan finn bit was heartwarming in a twisted sort of way. apt for constantine ig. side note: THIS is how i find out constantine's girlfriend kit ryan dated HIM first???
also i find it hilarious he's going on about feeling "young again" when he is not even 40. come on! the 40th bday hellblazer issue came out in 1993 (i would know) and this issue, #42, came out 2 years before! he is LITERALLY 38😭

they are tryna make constantine like batman soooooo bad. talm bout "i walk alone in the shadows." you and like tens of other heroes bro.