Status Updates From Horse Girl Fever: Stories

WRATH KF THE RED-EYED WIZARD:

office culture is so fucking weird!

KING OF THE PIT:

Just a guy on drugs but fun!

“This song is so good I forgive my mom and dad for being terrible parents.”

HORSE GIRL FEVER:

Titular story, didn’t actually love this one. Fun title though.

HANNAHS:

“How many more Hannah’s did I have to live until Jesus came to the earth and harvested us like root vegetables and carried us up to heaven? I closed my eyes and waited for Judgement Day or my bus stop, which ever came first.”

There’s a quote on the back of this back that Maloney really thrives on the ending of his stories and I have to agree- this is a banger of a last sentence.

GHOST 👻:

I am such a sucker for a first person narration of someone that is unraveling. It occurred to me reading this that when I mean that I almost always am talking about women, so it’s interesting reading from a man’s POV. The Abe Lincoln thread throughout made me laugh.