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Valerie
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THAT VIRGIN STOLE HER UMBRELLA >:(
— Aug 27, 2026 08:46PM
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Valerie
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Eventually I'll kick the rest of my assimilationism.
— Aug 25, 2026 08:02PM
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Valerie
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Unpopular opinion, I LOVE rambly prose. I dunno if that's the right word for it but it feels like the vibe here. Very Emily Austin.
— Aug 19, 2026 07:47PM
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Valerie
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This essay was tough. It reminded me a lot of my recent breakup. How you go into a relationship as one person when you're in college and find yourself gradually transmuting into another throughout the years. The other person does too. Soon neither of you recognize each other. The magic is gone because the people who cast the spell no longer exist.
— Aug 09, 2026 03:31PM
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