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Ok the housekeeper just went from endearing to grossly overbearing in 0.25 seconds. “Please take the dessert to your bedroom and make the sweet, sweet love to Julia.” WTF?!?! 🤢🤢🤢

Their SECOND time fucking, and like, day 4 that they’ve spent together(?) and he loves her??? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

This guy went from playboy man-whore to complete simp before I blinked. Ew

Her nipples & breasts contracted????

Also? If someone THANKED me for having an orgasm I think I’d puke on them & run out the door while cringing. That was so awkward to listen to.

“We barely know each other & I know you’re a total man-whore, but surely we can skip a condom, right? We can totes trust each other with our literal lives & well-being, right?” 🙄😒

Book 1: so far I feel like Julie(?) is a POS lawyer. She’s supposed to be working on behalf of children, but she sounds way too skeptical of their accusations for my comfort level. “Occasionally, kids will make false allegations of abuse against a parent in the hopes that they get placed with a too-lenient relative.” Maybe. But the alternative is that they’re abused and/or RAPED. Believe kids!