Status Updates From Mating with Mallows

One way or another, this was going to be my future.

I would have to microwave the rest of the pack tomorrow.

I had never been so full of marshmallow in my life, and something told me that this was just the beginning of this feeling.

Standing at least six feet tall—not including the ears—dripping with muscles, coated in a fine dusting of neon sugar, were two incredibly sexy marshmallow bunny men.

I hesitantly reached for a variety pack of bunnies. Four vibrant, differently-colored little creatures stared back at me with malice in their souls.

As they stared at me with their beady little eyes…neon glitter-bomb bodies, I could feel their evil presence.

Maybe this will be so bad I will have to cleanse my soul after and therefore be free of my reading slump

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

i’m crying this is the most ridiculous book i have ever read

But why are they still bunnies 😭 that’s horrifying

Not sure I was expecting marshmallow based PTSD but hell yeah

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM READING LMAOAOAO
(It’s torture but this is going in my read books because I put up with it)

ALSO CAUSE ITA ONLY LIKE 20 PAGES

The way I'm asking myself why am I doing this again 😭😭 THIS WAS WILD. the fork one was better... and THIS AUTHOR USED A WORD I LEARNED IN PHYSICS CLASS. LIKE DONT PLAY WITH ME RN I DONT NEED A REMINDER IM OFF FOR A BREAK.