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Take a Girl and Put Her in a Natural Setting - Something about a girl's room?

Firang - Something about firang (foreigners)?

The Flood - There's a flood. This guy has two wives.

Two Girls - Two sisters grow up, I guess?

Anarch - Somewhat more interesting than the preceding stories; Indian-Canadian girl eventually gets sent to India. Grows up.

When the Other Girls Come - I liked the feel of this one

Put Your Hand in the Hand of the Man with His Hand in the Hand of the Man with His Hand in the Windmills of Your Mind - What just happened??

Six Things We Found During the Autopsy - Weird things from a dead body.

We Will Speak About Brain Aneurysms - I really liked this one, talking about loved ones' death

Throwing Rocks at Dogs - Woman knocks out slum boy.

Movie People - Satire, following movie characters using film logic.

The Statue Game - A woman deal with a dead person's house and an annoying Canadian.

We Will All Get Better and Then We Will Get Worse - Person with anxiety and another with weird blisters with tiny skeletons.

Shapeshifters - Playing some games with a shapeshifter, with some light racism.

The Party House - Waiting at a party house. That's it.

Three Scenarios Leading to the Rape of a Teenage Girl in the Tropicool Icy-Land Urban Indian Slum - As title

The Importance of Having a Minty-Fresh Export-Quality Aadi Velli Special Non-Coca Cola in the T... I... U... I... Slum - Power of cold drink

A Basic Guide to Instigating Violence Against Gentoo Penguins in the T... I... U... I... Slum - Penguins

Whore - Heartbreaking.

The Good Place - Angel is a jerk.

You Can't and You Don't - Gossip

This Old Man - Vomit

Discuss How India Will Become a Prosperous and Secure Nation in the Next Five Years - Clean

Daily Future Life Predictions from the HotMalluAuntyWetSariSexBoobs DotcomCenter in the Tropicool Icy-Land Urban Indian Slum - Porn ads

Transcripts from Interviews with Three Spiritual Entities Trapped Inside a Young Girl in the T... I... U... I... Slum - Demons

How Juniper Parsnip Saved Christmas Eve - Hilarious story where Christmas Eve is celebrated every day.

Pazhani - Uncle takes 2 kids on a pilgrimage hike. Just loved the characterization.

Boys Like That - Wonderfully written story, talking about "different boys"

Saint Diesel - Two people attempt to keep a pet dragon but give up.

Kisi Shayar Something Something - Not sure what's going on. Drowned girls at least.

The Four Steps of Standard Plastination - I'm positive there's a metaphor here, I'm just not sure what it is

Go Home, Dallas - Two siblings keep rejecting Dallas, even during a bad storm.

Frostbite - A man and his kids' lives start falling apart.

The Gods in the Basement - Two kids at prayer meetings grow up--or don't.

The Most Beautiful Woman in the World Is Calling Me N****rbitch - Racism.

The Decline and Fall of Western Dance in a South Indian Women's College - Dance group disbanded, girl leaves. Weird.

This Is Us and This Is Us Outside - Told in future tense, about what will happen at the table.

Everyone Does Integral Calculus - Two people talk to each other. Okay?

Jugni - Two girls try to find Jugni, but fail in every way.

The Underground Bird Sanctuary - Girl leaves guy, returns, weird dreams.

The Whore Raft - That's one way to stay afloat.

How to Wear an Indian Village - Asshole tourist, I guess?

The Ash Eaters - Too weird to interpret.

The Tar Heroin Guide to Melting a Snowman - I think this lady has a drug problem.

The Twins - I rather liked this odd one, about these strange twins passed down the family.