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“Make our names shorter?” Kyanssanai asks, incredulous. “Why is that necessary?”
Jay smirks. “Because people, particularly White people, can’t handle long or unique names. No offense.”

What!??? Who says that? I AM OFFENDED ACTUALLY 💀

This book is just as silly as I thought it was going to be. The FMC is a vet giving the MMC a treatment plan for his dumpster cat and she's getting horny in the middle of the discussion because he vowed to do whatever it took to make the cat better and said he had the money to cover it all. Rubbin her thighs together like a damned cricket 😂