Status Updates From Floodgates

Imagine you’ve been contacted by this police inspector who says the son you haven’t seen in 18years is in danger because his stalker is trying to kill him, his pregnant “wife” and his “best friend” and when they all show up the police inspector and the “best friend” and making out and feeling each other up the entire time. Like. This does not inspire confidence

I just don’t feel like this behavior is conducive to a protective detail. Like, you’re way too distracted

Man in a Henley

When there’s drama at school all you gotta do is walk away

“My business partner is not in the mob!”
Oh baby cakes, this man is most definitely in organized crime

Oh, I guess I should probably be keeping track of where I am in the audiobook while I'm losing my ever-loving shit.

75% done with the audiobook.

I am so flipping mad at this book. They didn't even have to stay with his ex's parents for his safety because they ended up staying at a hotel anyway?

WHY WERE WE PUT THROUGH THIS TORTURE?!

I AM THIS CLOSE TO LEAVING A FLAMING BAG OF DOG SHIT ON MARY'S PORCH.

OK, not really, because I'm well aware this isn't real, BUT STILL. The audacity to put us through this for no, flippin frackin reasooooooon. *SPLODES*

HOLY SHIT, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS AUDIOBOOK. It's so upsetting. I want to puke and cry at the same time. The main plot point is an MC's ex cheating on him, but GUESS WHAT???

The ex is still in the picture (and won't freaking go away)
The person he cheated on NOW in the picture.
And shit is still getting revealed.
The MC is too nice.

I can't stop listening to it. I'm trapped. Don't be like me. *cries in dumb bitch*