Yackie’s Reviews > Floodgates > Status Update

Imagine you’ve been contacted by this police inspector who says the son you haven’t seen in 18years is in danger because his stalker is trying to kill him, his pregnant “wife” and his “best friend” and when they all show up the police inspector and the “best friend” and making out and feeling each other up the entire time. Like. This does not inspire confidence

I just don’t feel like this behavior is conducive to a protective detail. Like, you’re way too distracted

Man in a Henley

When there’s drama at school all you gotta do is walk away