Status Updates From Heart of Arson: The Phoenix...

NOT A FOUR YEAR TIME SKIP. THEYRE DOOMED. Aaaaaa my heart

Not done yet but Im so sad, Arabella and Maria are so good for one another. Without Arabella, I dont know what will happen to Maria.

I guess there wont be a happy ending for our lovebirds. It’s honestly quite a twist that Margaret was sacrificed to save Arabella. Gagged.

Oh the drama. Delicious.

I dont trust that snake Abigail. For all we know, she’s the eyes and ears of Eminence. But I’m sure we’ll find out soon.

HOLD THE PHONE. Abigail is alive???? Gagged.

Peace? I smell a stunt. I really dont know what’s gonna happen next and that’s scary. Also, surprised to hear that Brando is trans, but we stan the rep.

Oh shit I didnt see Lucille’s death coming at all. I wonder who the fuck is trying to start a war? I thought it was Lucille but maybe it’s someone else.

That fashion show sequence was everything, I live. And unsurprisingly, people in the other nations can see ghosts too. Uh oh

Not Maria and Cienfuegos calling Aquilla a dilf 💀💀💀

Brando is a shady ghost, he knows something and he aint telling

Oh the tea is piping hot. I’m interested to see how Cadence takes the invitation. I hope nothing happens to these beautiful sweet gays and lesbians or I will cry

Oh- They’re having sex already. Okay, werk.

Well somebody wants Maria dead. I wonder who. There’s… a lot of options to be fair. The InFiamma aren’t particularly popular

Maria, you liar! Im sure thatll have repercussions later

The idea of a plague caused by ghosts is pretty sick. Im glad there’s brimming tension beginning to rise between Maria and Arabella. I guess your sister’s death will do that to you. Not to mention Maria looking like her murderous father. I’m enjoying it so far.

So far I’m enjoying it. The setting is interesting, not your typical fantasy romp, being post-modern disaster fantasy. Maria’s arc is definitely going to be intriguing, I’m interested to see the trajectory of her reign and how Arabella will play into that.