Status Updates From The Deviled Egg Made Me Do It

So that’s it? Are we not questioning how the hell is an egg man in the kitchen anymore???!!!!!!

I’m blaming my book club for this

Not him Using his c*m for the deviled eggs and his pubes of chives for the herbs.

The safe word 💀

Hoe many of eggs will fit in her ass?👀

Ohh back to egghood again

We went from egghood to devilhood

Beating the beastly thing like he’s making an omelet, he strokes down to the tuft of pubic herbs before squeezing back up. The egg-shaped head tipped with tiny horns glistens as he fists himself. 

I am just blinking and blinking at this read🫠😂

Listen.. the curiosity is killing me please don’t judge 🥴

why not read a funny deviled egg book with your friends?