Status Updates From Rites of Spring (Break) (Se...

“you’re right. i arranged all of this so you’d jump on me. i’m diabolical.” say what you will jamie you’re the one still holding onto her goddamn hips in the water

AAAAAAAAAAAA “please. give me one more chance. i promise i won’t let anything happen to you” my boy are you talking about the water or your whole half rival half friendship half romance

“p-jamie!” “i’m starting to think my name is pajamie” “it should be pajerky” oh teaching her how to swim scene my beloved. he’s so worried about how he hurt you two books ago that now he’s fobbing off his vacay to teach you

“Darren Gehry is a teenager. He doesn’t stand for anything.”
“I disagree.”
“Yeah? What is he to you?”
“The guy who almost got you killed yesterday.”
P-JAMIE AAAAA THERE WAS ONCE THAT I HATED YOU BUT YOU HAVE BEEN UPGRADED TO ELITE EMPLOYEE

“i’m sick over what that spray paint said about you” i’m gasping. weeping. losing my goddamn mind. twirling my hair and kicking my feet JAMIE THE MAN THAT YOU ARE ACTS OF SERVICE LOVERBOYY you’re so whipped that i’m shocked others can’t see right through you

i waded through 2 books of nonsense to get to this moment omg girl HE WANTS YOU SO BADDD