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THIS MAN WANTS YOU. HES BASICALLY WEARING A LARGE SHIRT WITH THE WORDS JAMIE WANTS AMY AND IS IN LOVE WITH HER FOREVER AND EVER

ugh jamie making out with amy in the shower just to remind himself the afternoon was real. jamie immediately conceding in an argument bc of how obsessed he is with her (against his own judgement). jamie miming breaking plates against his knee to make her laugh during the most boring meeting of his life just to make her look at him.

THE SHOWER SCENE. I FORGOT ABOUT IT AND I AM TAKING EVERY FIVE SECONDS TO CRASH OUT ABOUT IT JAMIE AND AMY OH MY GOD

“poe took one look around the room and marched back out. fine. who even wants him here” i said oh i’m sure

“his eyes sparkled” amy can you believe you’re on a sandbar a million miles away looking into your rivals eyes after you kissed him in the ocean and seeing SPARKLES?????

“you’re right. i arranged all of this so you’d jump on me. i’m diabolical.” say what you will jamie you’re the one still holding onto her goddamn hips in the water

AAAAAAAAAAAA “please. give me one more chance. i promise i won’t let anything happen to you” my boy are you talking about the water or your whole half rival half friendship half romance

“p-jamie!” “i’m starting to think my name is pajamie” “it should be pajerky” oh teaching her how to swim scene my beloved. he’s so worried about how he hurt you two books ago that now he’s fobbing off his vacay to teach you

“Darren Gehry is a teenager. He doesn’t stand for anything.”
“I disagree.”
“Yeah? What is he to you?”
“The guy who almost got you killed yesterday.”
P-JAMIE AAAAA THERE WAS ONCE THAT I HATED YOU BUT YOU HAVE BEEN UPGRADED TO ELITE EMPLOYEE

“i’m sick over what that spray paint said about you” i’m gasping. weeping. losing my goddamn mind. twirling my hair and kicking my feet JAMIE THE MAN THAT YOU ARE ACTS OF SERVICE LOVERBOYY you’re so whipped that i’m shocked others can’t see right through you