Status Updates From Princess of Thieves (Shifte...

Okay ngl she had a good plan but man did it fucking backfire. Robin is shit and captured, Zayn probably the same and the rest of them in the fucking woods with nothing but the clothes on their backs

Zayn is such a cutie ngl I definitely thought he was gonna join the gang 😂. Well she had healing abilities then as the orgy……you know what good for her she deserves it. Yeah she is a naive person of fucking course Guy, stupid name btw, knew about her abilities.

Lj to the rescue ugh my baby, knew he was my favourite. Tuck you’re trying too hard, Will you’re way to chill about earning her forgiveness but then again you only kept the truth, oh my god Marian I get you feel bad for him but that was way too soon to forgive him ish and you did not have control in that threesome.

I fucking told you you bitch, hidden agenda fucking fiancé my ass. Though she didn’t say who the archer was I assume it was Robin but she would have said it, right?

Okay wtaf is wrong with this girl. You basically got kidnapped again this time by some who actually knew you, who clearly abuses his maid and has some hidden agenda because no fucking way he’s a nice guy who just pays of your uncle and wants you to live the life you were meant to with your parents. Absolutely fucking not, you dumbass bitch

And how can you be so fucking stupid that you think Guy is a good guy? He kidnapped you, broke your phone, puts you in dresses even tho you’re not the girly type. Don’t let you have access to his computer, doesn’t give you food so that you’re full. He wrote that he lived with his fiancé, you really that fucking stupid that’s not you he’s writing about? Stupid bitch, don’t know if I’m gonna DNF

This bitch is making me want to pull out my hair. How the fuck can someone be so stupid? She thinks like the outlaws are so extremely horrible for Rob selling her father drugs that made him crash the car. But she doesn’t recognize that Rob was young and that her father had a wife and child and was like a big shot and still bought and used drugs then drove with his wife. No blame on the father at all. Fucking hell

I’ll pretend I don’t hear that foul language from that pretty mouth. And she blushes? And thinks am I letting this guy charm me? WTF? That’s not charming, that’s fucking creepy. I don’t know how this girl thinks and we are in her pov. If this ordeal isn’t solved pretty soon I’m gonna DNF it cause this is bat shit crazy how she somehow feels this is a better alternative to the outlaws.

Oh yeah, I’m gonna be so not blindsided this time with this new fella. I mean he basically kidnapped me, broke my fucking phone, locked down the room so I can’t get out and put a guard at my door. But yeah I’m gonna listen to him cause he said I was free. WTF.