Status Updates From Six Bad Things (Hank Thomps...

"I can go two ways with you. I can use you to cut a deal with the cops. Or, dude, I chop your f*cking head off for a souvenir and just run back to Mexico with the 75 K I already got. Once I’m back in Margaritaville, no one can find me. So who’s the tool now?"

"I have experience with sudden violence. And violence is like anything else, the more you do it, the more you get used to it. And the better you are at it."

"When you get right down to it, are these guys anything but a pile of dead bodies waiting to happen?"

"Me, I’m all for bargaining. But first Rolf shoves me to the floor, yanks the gun from his shorts, and squeezes off two quick shots before he dives behind a table."

"And I push Mickey down the rubbled east staircase of the Temple of Kukulcan. The first human sacrifice here in nearly a thousand years."