Status Updates From Matchmaking for Psychopaths

😂 “Sure someone had murdered my fiancé, and was delivering him piece by piece to my house, and sure that someone was probably a psychopath who insisted that we were meant together, but the future was bright.”

“I thought I’d matured in the decade since my father passed, but that was one of the things about death. No one ever really gets used to it.”

This is great, I’ve loved this

Omg can we land the plane already?! I’m so over the ramblings about reality TV. If it doesn’t serve a purpose in the “plot twist”, I’m going to be more annoyed than I already am

“…Flowers were special because they died. They were the ultimate extravagance, an ephemeral kind of beauty“