Status Updates From You Should've Kept Driving

“If only I had on a pair of boots. I’d “Boot Scootin’ Boogie” all over this mother fucker’s corpse until the wee hours of the evening.”
… what.

“I leap away from him, using his face to push myself to a stand and gallop around the small room, riding his dick like a stick horse. “Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah. Giddy up, you mother fucking stallion.”
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER

“On the other side of the room, Ari paints a massive head of a dog and writes, ‘Benny’s Bitch, Jenny’ over it.
I chuckle to myself and finish my artwork. A silhouette of a naked woman with wings. Her hand rests on top of my red-painted head. The toothbrush falls out of my grasp. I use the small amount of wet blood on my fingers to handwrite the words I wish I could hear from my sister. ‘I forgive you.”
Shit