Status Updates From Allow Me to Introduce Myself

I’m not buying whatever they’re trying to sell with this cheap redemption arc for Ophelia

It’s the writing style she’s left no feeling over explained

I don’t like her characterisation, everyone’s kind of an archetype her bad bitch bestie jus emptied six cups of coffee down the drain because a man she spent the night with on the phone sent them and because her one colleague said her skirt was short. I don’t love this song

Not being funny her parents should be in jail

She was not a person who let life happen to her