Status Updates From Hawk (Burnout, #3)

FMC: "I was lost again"

Join the club! 😒😒 I've been lost this whole book trying to find the plot.

Huh??? I swear, this book is just throwing in stuff for kicks and giggles at this point. 🙄🙄

When did we get here, FMC?? 🧐🧐

I am so confused right now. What is this book doing?? 👀😕

AT THIS POINT I'M ONLY HATE READING THIS BOOK. STUPID F!CKING SHIT. I'M STABBING THIS BOOK ONCE I FINISH IT.

OH F*CKING GREAT. As many times as the "virgin-who-gets-raped-before-she-can-get-it-with-the-Hero-and-then-doesn't-report-it-because-she's-too-embarrassed-and-blames-herself" trope has been used in fics, I've never actually warmed up to it. I HATE IT AND IT'S SUCH A WASTE OF MY BRAIN SPACE.

"she wasn't beautiful, at least not in the traditional sense. Hawk had bedded better looking women." so..... yep that sounds SOOOO romantic and definitely endears me to him. NOT. What a dick thing to say or think.

You're 33 years old. Grow a set of balls and tell your cousin to grow the f*ck up and get over it. Damn.