Status Updates From Celebrity Crush

SIX MONTHS??!?

Even when they’re together she says Jason Connor. I’m so over this.

Jason basing his worth on being someone’s celebrity crush…

I was saving this for my actual review but Jason needs two things: therapy and a team of lawyers. And the team of lawyers should include someone for family law and another for a restraining order.

She framed their morning after photo??? This is a psychological thriller. I’ve just confused genres

The thing is even if Emmy’s behaviour wasn’t extremely scary and concerning, like even if we ignored the weirdness of it all, she and Jason has no relationship to speak of. Like just lust, glances, tiktoks and occasional touches so I don’t understand the tears. I need to find the reviewer whose list I got this off of cause babes?

I am soooo disturbed. I should’ve stopped earlier this is so odd.

She keeps calling him Jason Connor does that not highlight the problem. He’s a character in the story in her mind. Oh my gosh. Please let me get to the end of this and find out it’s a psychological thriller cause no way this is romance.

Okay I know I apologised for spoiling but I have to speak on this! She stalked Rhett. And then we know she found Jason’s old police report earlier which honestly now that we know her history is stalking as well. She’s a stalker. This is not normal. Why are we acting like this is normal. I feel crazy.

You love him but you want to stomp him on your way to the top. #truelove. Character development basis is looking pretty bleak right now.

Also I’ve just realised I’ve kind of been spoiling the book with these comments and I’m so sorry to anyone who wanted to pick this up

Celebrity Crush: The Dangers of Parasocial Relationships, Proximity and Extreme Delusion. Told by Emmy, a fairly horrible person cosplaying as a good one.

Oh ew. This is actually so icky. This story is giving cautionary tale right now.

This girl is not normal. I can’t help the way I feel. Ma’am you don’t know this man…

Lol this girl isn’t a hustler fr. She didn’t even charge him properly for the social media stuff. SMH.

But again I checked cause I was wondering when the book would stop being Emmy deeply in love with the fantasy of him and she still hasn’t stopped so ??? Like if the author doesn’t get this to a good point of balance/normality soon this might get fairly problematic…

And this is why I don’t open Goodreads to look at reviews while I’m actively reading the book. Omg now I’m side eyeing stuff