Status Updates From The Unnoticeables

Man I know police suck but I don’t know if they would bring a woman reporting she’s been raped into the interrogation room with some crazy stalker handcuffed to a chair and force her to make her statement there alongside the other dude. Like wtf is happening

Dude is so angry no one’s having sex with him he broke someone vase just to calm the “sex-fury” like this guy actually needs to be locked up or something he shouldn’t be allowed in public

Dude this girl is a fucking idiot if she can’t find the answer to how to file a missing person report on Google

Man the sheer amount of sexual harrassmemt they’ve managed to jam into this book already is insane. I think they’re averaging about 2 or 3 per page, am I supposed to find it like… endearing?

Uggghhh I hate when a book is good but they just can’t help themselves with the misogynistic shit ://

I can't stand the nicknames in this book, but I'm interested in the weirdness. Definitely getting JDATE vibes. If you know the series, then you know what I'm talking about👌🏾

Books like these are good palate cleansers.

Sometimes you just need to read something weird...