Status Updates From Alien Minotaur's Prize

“Having a human for a queen is a breath of prairie wind.”
Yup she went there. Not only is there a (cattle) breeding stall and so many cow and bull talk but now she’s finally gone and mentioned the prairie wind 😂 I’m just sitting here laughing at all these tropes Hattie has added. 😂 also am I reading a Minotaur or Bull Alien Monster Romance?

We’ve all known a Kevin… we’ve all worked with a Kevin..: don’t be Kevin….

guys im reading this cause im curious cause wtf we´re writing about minotaurs now ????