Janice

“Okay, but, uh, what if they escape? I've seen Jurassic Park. Did you know birds are directly descended from raptors? That's a scientific fact. Raptors in my bedroom, Henry. And you want me to go to sleep like they're not gonna bust out of their enclosures and take over the island the minute I close my eyes? Okay. Maybe your white ass.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“THEY KNOW , he texts Henry. THEY KNOW I HAVE ROBBED THEM OF FIVE-STAR ACCOMODATIONS TO SIT IN A CAGE IN MY ROOM AND THE MINUTE I TURN MY BACK THEY ARE GOING TO FEAT ON MY FLESH.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“You're not the bloke from Seinfeld. You're Jeff Goldblum.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“I wish I was a viscount," June says. "I could have my sex waifs deal with my emails.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue