Status Updates From Matteo (The DiMaggio Crime ...

Erm and I quote “ she’s beautiful , with her nearly jet-black hair that contrasts with her porcelain complexion , looking like it hasn’t seen the like of day.” Yeah… you should probably go get that checked out babes. This was enough for me to dnf because why are you describing something, that’s meant to be beautiful ,like it’s dead when this isn’t a gothic ?? BYE

“Damn. When you put it that way, your life definitely sucks right about now.”

I love Enzo already 😭😭😭

Don’t judgeee I needed a palette cleanser okayyy. Also I’m sorry but luxtyn is a horrid name. It just looks and sounds so odd to me so Ive done a bit of head cannoning and change do it lol

i have no words

for a man that was saying this marriage is purely a business transaction , he’s quite in love

what kinda mafia guy is this man ? he’s giving … not very smart

😤