Status Updates From Settle Down, Princess

Everyone has seen Jessa's handsome escorts... and so has her mother... when she saw her at the inn... in bed with those four same escorts... and her mother somehow thinks she's still a virgin...

I get that we're saving PinV for later in the book (will Creed be the first? I hope Creed is the first. He'll probably be last.), but all that spice and no PinV makes me sad for some reason.

Damn right, Jess, make them SUFFER.

Also, this scene is kinda fucked up. At least one of these guys knows she was knocked unconscious, bounced around on the back of a horse, and then they found her tied up dangling by her wrists... and left her there for a while just so they spank her and make out? Wtf. These guys better fuckin make it up to her.

Another one of those scenes where the characters are getting down while covered in blood, surrounded by dead bodies. I just can't... 🤢