Status Updates From Bloodline (Norwood #2)

Buh-bye book funk. At last!!

This is gold! 😂👏🤣

When he traced the central line with the tip of his tongue, Inigo made a sound he didn’t recognize. “Arghhoooeaw.” Micah laughed. “What the hell was that?” “A cross between a groan, moan, and a whimper. I think I’m inventing a whole new language.”

I wasn’t liking Oberon and his evil torturing but am liking the storyline a lot.

My first "vampire" book...Ô_Ô

Not so hilarious anymore. Poor Micah. There better be some butt kicking Faerie revenge!

A little out of my comfort zone but this book is hilarious.

"You are the best thing that has happened to me. Worth every miserable fucking day I've ever had until we met. You're the beat of my undead heart, the decent soul I've long lost, the sexiest guy I've ever seen. My very own faerie."
Love these guys.

“Was he a gargoyle?” Inigo asked.
“Yes.”
“Damn, I should have got him to play rock, paper, scissors for money.”

"Good evening, faeries,” Inigo said. “My name is not Inigo Montoya but Inigo Rafael Cavendish Fitzwilliam McIntosh and my father isn’t the issue, but prepare to die anyway.”

LOL

Okay, vampires, werewolves and faeries!!!

Bring it...

Yah!! Finally out of my book slump.
I'm loving this!

Oh, it may be the unicorn blood he drank that's allowing him to walk in sunlight. That's better than it being the result of drinking faerie blood. It's one thing to homage another idea, but I prefer it when an author humorously lampshades tropes like that. (And after the LOL Twilight comment, I know BE can do that.)

Hmmmm...a vampire that gains the ability to walk in sunlight after drinking from the blood of a faerie? Really? I didn't see anyone named Sookie in this story - but it sure smells like True Blood to me.

"How can you identify a faerie so easily?"
"You...sort of shine."
"Fuck. Really?"
"Better than sparkling."

God, I do so very much love Twilight digs!

HA! The Princess Bride reference FTW!