Status Updates From The New Lesbian Pulp

jouisssance by nadine santoro was sooo good oh my god butch4butch enemies to lovers oh it was so hot YAY

Honestly 2/5 Too much about current events for my taste

In Asbestos 4/5 Doing live in charity work half a year just so you can have one last fling with your hot girlfriend before you have to marry a man…. Oh my gosh

The Perfect Pair 5/5 Wow just her ex being like no you can’t love her! I chose to marry a man out of obligation and you should too!… and she moved to a whole new country to be with this girl wow it’s like a sapphic curse

Catacomb Voice 5/5 I wish there was a more satisfying ending but trying to bring your dead girlfriend back to life with some witchy ritual is so sapphic

Pale Horse 3/5 This one was ok. I feel like I wanted something more

Diana Thornton 2/5 It's too short to even get a grip of what it's about

pH 5/5 The relationship was cute, and I liked the club scene

Rookie Mistake 2/5 I didn't love this one but it's mostly because the main characters inner dialogue just made me bored.

Notes in a Minor Key- 4/5 I’m always a sucker for books that embrace grief instead of glorifying loss

Rebound-4/5 just sad loser lesbians… too real

Chanson du Konallis-4/5 A yearning for something you can’t even explain

Cottonmouth- -10/5 Set in Mississippi but might as well be Alabama…. If I read this book again I’ll skip this one…

New York 1967-2/5 I feel like there’s just a missing piece to the puzzle, like the thoughts and answers are there but nothing else

The Girl in the Slayer Jacket- 2/5 They're teens so this felt weird. I also felt like this was straight out of a true crime documentary.

Natalie- 2/5 Scenic and sweet

A Parlor Game- 1/5 huh? I'm confused and a little bored.

Palm desert-4/5 some people have wild fantasies…

Revenge of the roadkill bodysnatchers-3/5 we love revenge like this but low key icky lol

Jouissance-5/5 high school rivals turn butch4butch.... please I just need more time

Smoke and the Sea Breeze-4/5 you get a little bit of both POVs, which is nice, and I'm here for a morally grey Yuri