Status Updates From Newlywed Enemies: A Greek B...

The worst! 😫

Yeah, sure. “Just one night,” blah blah. Like we haven’t read that five thousand times before. 🙄

This book has no plot. 🤖 They agree to marry. They stare at each other. He thinks he shouldn’t care that he’s suddenly attracted to her. She thinks she shouldn’t want him because she’s going to ruin him (sidenote: how this will happen is never really explained, while her reasoning is stupid to begin with). And…that’s it. NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Great, another really long opening scene (which is still not over, btw) where the MCs do nothing but hold a drawn-out conversation punctuated with lots of mental monologuing backstory about why their lives have been terrible. 🥱

So her father—who had a habit of uber-risky business ventures—was a coward who killed himself after being ruined by the hero’s father, & her mother died from cancer after refusing compensatory damages paid out by the hero AFTER helping to send his creepy father to prison. And yet she wants to ruin the HERO’S life? 🙄 Why? The parents made their own stupid choices, & this revenge plan is nonsensical.

Trying this author yet again, because I’ve got this & another left on my Harley shelf. I’m not terribly optimistic, but who knows? [🚨 ATTENTION, DNF Assist Team: I may need your encouragement for this one. 🤭]