Status Updates From Lost Paradise: The Savages ...

Welp we’ve taken a turn into spice on spice 👀

It’s giving breakfast club but British and deserted island

I’m not loving this so far but I keep going since it’s only chapter 5

“Fine,” I concede. “But you're certainly exhibiting symptoms of aggravated boomer syndrome. It’s just a word, and you used a social media acronym to tell me you did not finish a book. Seems a little excessive. TikTokers are very good at making viral memes out of comments like yours. Perhaps consider taking a hiatus from social media and posting Angry-Karen-type book reviews that nobody cares about anyway.”